asparagus

I have tested.....

kelajuan asaparagus dissolve dlm air buangan.

20 minutes minimum.

My god, i can see what this year is turning me into.

Tamauuu look back. this is the horror.

sick man.. sick...

say you say me

inspired by lisa simpson and what was the band called. cant remember. die nyanyi fakta.


this sucks. definitely not for everyone. especially if ur on the verge of hating me.

lalala

Ade org ckp, selain hawa, semua benda dalam dunia nampak fake.

haha. helooo wrong person!!! tanampak ke I am the fakest person available to say that to.

tak nampak ke hiprokrasi yang terpancar dari ruang mata hawe..

hipokrasi yang mengalir dalam darah,

talam bermuka muka comel....

suck up terteruk dalam dunia....

pengexaggerate,

penambah kicap,

pengcreate segala drama..

dalang kepada pegerakan biduk biduk syaitan (omaigat over)

pentakde balls nak cakap depan mata sebab nak cover image,

pemegang tali temali boneka

drama segala cereka rama (kecuali nur kasih)

pengkipas bonbon, dan sebagai nya?

haih... please la baca body movement kalau ye pun....

ps-tp yg ni tulen ni bwanggggg

Exophthalmos

ok smenjak, zarin comment pasal grave's disease. i have a habit of pin pointing sape2 yang ade the same condition... somehow, comment tu macam ade basis.

bfore ni main teka2 sape jawa

'ni comfem jawe nih. nak bet bape juta' dan lain2...

so skang main teka, sape ade Exophthalmos. (org yg ade condition ni je boleh buat lawak ni, sile jangan ikut)

commonly bende ni simtom2 sape ade grave's disease ialah seperti mata tebeliak. tido mata tak tertutup and hyper thyroid kot. mata tebeliak sbb weak eye muscles.

i can confirm yg hawa takde grave's disease, or kalau ade pun degree yg sangat weak sbb thyroid tak hyper. sbb kalau hyper mesti dah kurus. so dah lama bleh jadi model n at the same time bole makan banyak..

die ckp ade high heredity component so lagi la logic....fmly ade yg hyperthyroid n sbb kalau balik kampung. sederet org2 mata sepesen. wiki la yg ckp..

then,
If left untreated, exophthalmos(mata tebeliak n weak eye muscles) can cause the eye lids to fail to close during sleep leading to corneal dryness and damage.

meaning! slama ni, kalau tetido with contacts combine dengan eyelids tak rapat. jadi laaa macam haritu.. keras macam kaca kot. pff sakit gilaa ouchhhh....

ok tu je la. cite ni takde klimaks.

hanye ade anti klimaks. macam ni. bye.

ilutmmmmmmm :P

wuu bes nye raya!
takyah fikir keje.
takyah fikir masak...
takyah fikir gemok..
nom nom nom
pastu banyak budak kecik comel n familiess..
wiiwiwiiii...
pastu nyanyi nyanyi nyanyi... wiwiwiwiwiwiiii...

tadi ade makcik ni nyanyi.. sedap. tp yg horror nye confidence die.
ha ha okwed.

adekah hawe akan jadi mcm tu bile umur 50. harrr har.

eventhough kat sini,

raye ni dpt makan rendang, lemang, durian, kuih laksa, nasi kerabu, nasik dagang, durian dan macam macam lagi. smue yg teringin dpt makan.

smalam makan tapai ubi. nyam nyam.

tapi hari ni bangun kul 11. pfft. rase rugi. kena tido lambat la malam ni....

okla tipu. takla depress sngat. NOT. skang nama nye NUMB. takde prasaan.
har har skang boleelaa kate. kejap lagi mati tekujat la tu.

oh n tadi n tadi.. makan laksa ade petis. bubuh petis 2 sudu besar pekat likat lekit tp hitam sedap.

okwed la sbenanye nak taip rasa ape. sbb satu, tak biasa. dua sbb tak cukup vocab.

getah baju kurung ni macam ketat. bebintat la pinggang.

bye.

presentation

quest

bebelan x penting

Don't be too quick on judging, especially if you don't know the whole story.

I want to and am still searching for it.

The only question is, when will i or will i even find the answer?

carbon copy

bulls and dogs

Lying is when you know the truth, and yet you tell the opposite.

When, bullshitting, not only you don't know the truth, you don't even CARE.

or maybe you think you cared, you think you know

but by fact you

actually don't.

"bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are." - On Bullshit by Harry Frankfurt.

There's a lot of bullshitting and bullshitters out there.

It's not wrong if you have a bit of doubt, because it means you care.

rayeyo

awak, slamat hari raye.

maaf zahir batin yeh.

:)

salam2..

i lebiu.

..

I have to consciously remember to take in every breath, if not i'll choke.

When that happens, i vomit.

I can' t sleep and think properly.

I am craving for attention and need more reminders that everyone still loves me.

:(

Everything is just so distorted from where I stand.

I'm sorry.

i need help
seriously
eventhough
i look happy

all of it sucks

..

Sape ade google reader or other rss reader je dpt baca tadi.

Nyam nyam

eventhough tak puasa. black metal sepam..

post ubat raya

Kalau kat malaysia, getting some would be as easy as choosing the correct pharmacy.
Sydney, kna guna pntu blakang.

Criteria of a corrupted farmasi:

Family owned
Farmacist punya mak, or abang or adik, yg tolong2 but takde qualification ade dalam kedai
Banyak kedai farmasi, even dekat block yang sama.
Kalau dia boleh prescribe antibiotics, good sign
kalau ada org berbadan buff katik pendek botak masuk kedai famasi tu, then senyum
sterus nya mendapat ubat yg nama nya mungkin steroid, good sign jugak.

test market dengan bertanya dgn penuh yakin,

' ada ubat for concentrations/kurus/ADD tak?' sbb usually same base of ingredient.
kemungkinan pertama ialah merekemen ubat vitamin yg farmasi akan dapat komisyen. Ckp tanak, nk ubat medication.
Importantly, muka kena yakin. So before pegi, google nama ubat, kalau bleh tahu shortform dia, or generics2 lain...

Dia akan tanye ade prescription tak. Again silalah goreng. Cakap.

"alaaa lupe bawak. but i makan ni dr dulu. " or 'skang ni i outstation, tp i slalu makan yang 50g la'
Diorang tu manusia after all. PUSHHH buton sket, can can.

At least u'll get good stuff, bukannya some dodgy mix.
Has the same shit as speed. but I don't want the one for dancing.
I nak yg for concentration for those hyperactive kids, yeaa that one. Untuk buat thesis.

Med students, jangan kedekut ilmu. I know u know more about this.

post it to me ok. I need it.

BADLY

ok lah. bye. migrain

Migrain. Sakit die blakang kepala. Kadang2 tepi, kadang2 depan. Slalu kat blakang la.
hormonal imbalance yg terlalu teruk, dpt puasa sparuh bulan je. Meaning, extra subur.. no?

Raya pun sparuh bulan. Eh tak. Now dah raya. Haha. Slamat Hari Raya, maaf zahir batin.

Love your brain ppl. Jangan sumbat 1000mg of caffein sehari :)

Another Bertie

Great Music.

Darwin movie banned in US

Even the US is too religious about evolution. http://bit.ly/4Ex8AX ,

So how about Malaysia?

Too religious or too ignorant.

Remember this poll? Go figure.

Apakah pendapat anda mengenai punca kejadian histeria di SMK Tanjung Lumpur, Kuantan?

-Masalah mungkin berpunca daripada gangguan makhluk ghaib dan berkaitan dengan pembinaan bangunan baru sekolah berkenaan. 68.6% (6108)

-Masalah mungkin berpunca daripada tekanan emosi para pelajar dan guru, tiada unsur paranormal. 21.0% (1865)

-Tidak pasti. 10.4% (925)

Jumlah Undi: 8898

(utusan online)

Yay winter is over

Ok. A lame joke.

Sape tau jangan jawap (known rule of teka teki).

What bees make milk?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!

highlight for answers.

ps-long image inspired by smbc

Sudah la tu dengan Nur Kasih

I will not and never watch Nur Kasih FOREVER EVER. Hahaha. Make me. I dare you.

Bye.

Amir, Farid Hanif.

Dear amir farid hanif,

I miss you guys. I miss kicking and being kicked..Punching and being punched, wrestling, sepak trajang tendang tumbuk, wwf, wwa, i miss jerit sekuat hati sebab ada orang restart modem intenet, jerit sekuat hati sebab saket hati dalam kete asyik pasang lagu metal tahi, pecahkan semorang punye gegendang telinga, sampai2 rumah terus jerit, nanges jerit, gembira pun jerit, gado ngan amir setiap hari, betumbuk stiap hari, jeles dengan amir sebab amir terer banyak benda, then tanya hanep hawa gemok ke tak setiap sejam, tanya hanep hawa cantik ke tak setiap sejam, prasan2 dengan farid, paksa farid ajar gitar, wrestling lagi, i miss kena pinggirkan sebab hawa sorang je pompuan, tengok amir n farid gado, tengok amir n hanep gado, tengok farid n amir gado, gado gado gado. pastu bila pegi rumah orang lain, terus melekat 4 orang. SHIT extremely homesick. Balik nanti, semua dah lain kot. Tatau bila lak tu jumpa amir ngan hanep. I hate it here now.

Dengan ini menitiklah setitis air mata berhargaku. walaupun tak sweet sangat.





Physik... Die Scheinklausur from Amir Othman on Vimeo.

pop it

Nick je. Nick je. Haha.

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my eyeballs are falling out.

obedience

Ada banyak cerita dalam news, cerita pelik2 yang melibatkan seorang victim dan offender. Sexual harassment, kes kidnap etc etc.

Cerita2 akan menjadi lagi pelik, if mangsa actually ikut arahan/layan offender tu. Ada yg layan smpai macam ni,
ada yang layan sampai ada anak dengan diorang mcm kes Jaycee Lee Dugard.

Its hard to think, why in the world mangsa tu boleh layan and kenapa dia tak nak selamat kan diri. or bodohh nya, kenapa tak tumbuk, kenapa tak terajang, why so stupid. After a certain point, a kidnapper boleh biar je mangsa freely without worrying dia akan lari.
So, sebagai saintis kangkung blacan that i am, it comes back to a point which is, why do we actually follow instructions eventhough its as sick as killing other people or letting self being harassed.Why do we obey.

Cerita kes klasik, ekperimen milgram. by Stanley Milgram
(Obedience to Authority: An Experimental View 1974)

So dgn cerita ni, hopefully memberi insight baru tentang psychology mangsa dalam apa2 situasi pun.

So, ekperimen ni terdiri dari 3 org.


1. volunteer
2. pengeksperimen
3. subjek eksperimen (mangsa)

cite panjang, cuba di pendekkan..
Pengeksperimen, akan menyuruh seorang volunteer utk induce electric current dkt badan mangsa utk eksperimen memori.
Pengeksperimen tu kira mcm instructor atau supervisor experiment ni, pakai labcoat, dengan muka dan gaya penuh professional.
Mangsa tu ialah orang yang akan kena electric shock tu yang di induce oleh si volunteer..
Pemboleh ubah eksperimen ni ialah, voltage yang volunteer tu akan induce kat badan mangsa.

So, utk setiap round eksperimen, voltage akan di naikkan dan obviously sakit. Voltage maksimum, ialah 450V. Sampai tahap tu mangsa konfemm mati.

Any round, bila volunteer tu hesitate atau rasa bersalah, pengeksperimen cuma akan ckp

1. Please continue.
2. The experiment requires that you continue.
3. It is absolutely essential that you continue.
4. You have no other choice, you must go on.

so from eksperimen ni, 65% telah mengikut arahan sehingga volt yang paling maksimum.
and hanya sorang out of peserta2 eksperimen yang menarik diri below 300V call. Yang lain2 ekceli dah membunuh.

Ok sory kalau confuse. faham ke.. mcm ni. volunteer ialah org yg induce electric. so dalam cite ni ada 2 actual mangsa. Sorang volunteer yang mengikut arahan authority, sorang lagi mangsa yang si volunteer kasi letrek shock sebab mengikut arahan supervisor eksperimen.

Ini bermaksud, dengan adanya kuasa authority, manusia mampu membunuh or membuat mende2 lain diluar kehendak sndiri.

takde apa yang dipertaruhkan pun. Hanya authority org2 lab yang menunjukkan gaya mereka lebih tahu. tu je. dan kuasa yang ada pada "eksperimen ini adalah atas nama sains"

Ini baru seciput kuasa yang mereka sndiri volunteer. Mcamana pulak dengan obedience terhadap kerajaan, agama.. rela hati kah itu sbenarnya. or obey pada kuasa. Sbg manusia, kta akan campakkan diri kita kepada kuasa authority yang kita rasa lebih secure. Authority tu could be anything.

So untuk cerita2 mcam sexual harassment, i think, its never too late to report. Eventhough, pompuan, especially pompuan, akan rasa bersalah or malu, because why didn't i act against it in the first place...
I should have done more than just saying no. or saya taknak tp saya terlayan,jadi partly salah saya. So tanak lah report. NO. This is wrong. Kena report please. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Nasihat ni to me, to my friends and sape2 je. even lelaki.

Mungkin ada kes2 outlier yang pompuan tu memang gersang. tu lain cerita. But mostly and a significant majority mangsa ape2 akan ikut ckp penjahat tu, and will think its partly their fault. So they stay quiet. Wrong so many levels.


ps-Untuk makluman, mangsa electric shock tu semua adalah pelakon, dan tak mati. peserta2 eksperimen kemudian semua trauma slepas buat eksperimen, dan telah menyaman encik stanley.

im a hairdryer, and i...

Thump

I can't get enough of this.

Bertie Blackman- Thump

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today's eye candy.

to tell you the truth

Morning everyone. Life is good with hiccups of sudden migraines.
Dah cube fikir reason kenapa nak kena pening kepala, most probably my eyes.
Takde reason lain kot.

Time is going by pretty slow for a very busy session. I guess its kinda good, in a way. Tak stress sangat mcm before.

I bought a mouse for 18 bucks. darab 3. sama dengan 54 ringgit.
Jenama pos ofis JE pulak tu. and tak wireless pon. plus gedabak mcm ice age.
Mouse shouldn't be expensive. spatutnya dalam 2 dolar cukup. haha. ok tak begitu logit.

by the way,

to tell you the truth......

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Tertido dengan contact lens buat kali yang ke beribu kali. Luckily, dia tak pernah stuck kat blakang eyeball. Actually, for me, it would be even more dangerous. Sebab, i salah sorang yang bila tido. Mata tak tutup rapat. Either eyeball too big, or kelopak mata terlalu singkat. So.. sebab dia tak tutup rapat, dan kadang2 bilik pasang heater, moist dari contact lens akan vaporize dan contact lens menjadi kering. Pengalaman paling teruk, ialah dia kering dkat mata. Mata dah bukak sekerat. nak tutup mata tak leh sebab tajam, contact lens keras dah jadi silicon aka kaca. nak bukak besar2 tak nmpak. nak tarik keluar, dia melekat. I'm just waiting for a time, bila ade org boleh sponsor me, for a laser surgery. Kalau takpun bila da kerja. Next year ke. Tp banyak nye priority lain. Takbes nya. Will i even work next year pun? pfff..

Takde azam pun susah. banyak sangat azam pun susah.

the end

Saye rase kan.. ade org stalk saye. i know ni agak prasan n takot jugak. Tapi for shure its not you. Sbb you can actually bace and phm ni tanpa mnggunakn translator. I tak rase pengalihbahsa gugel boleh alih bahasa kan pekataan2 mcm... rase, ade, takot,prasan.. dan lain2.

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Ignore this.

oh no oh no oh no...

i spent too much this month....

Tapi......... worth it!

happy kan org lain, happy kan diri sendiri dan lain2.... ye i know. ur most welcome. heee..

(insert muka comel here)


dan finally,

Finally, I've found you Mr Momentum, my love, my shining amour, my prince charming.
I've wasted one whole month looking for you. where have you been all these while?
Rugi tauuu.... OOhhh.. Ohhh... Mr Momentum, can u help me with my stats. U can?? ohhhh... thank youuu thank youuuuuu....... Ur so great and handsome too.
ohhhh.. mengapa. mengapa kita tidak bertemu lebih awal dr ini....

(ini adalah spoof, satire or u can say an inside joke)

Now, nak cari, Mr HipBone pulak. haha... but i know ur somewhere there, beneath the lemak2 burger di hips ku. ohh where are you my dear. don't be shy to come out.

6 september

lost in colors by hawa

I like painting tapi xde duit.

Tak sabar nak abis.

Finally some happy vibes.

Hungry : Acquired taste foods

Whoever loves and can eat all these by heart, please contact me. I am trying to search for my ultimate soul mate.

acquired taste foods that i love and miss

List includes,

stink beans
mr mo far kor
liquorice
cili padi
century egg
blue cheese
vegemite
wasabi
petai aka stink beans

This is not the end. I haven't included the big guns yet. wuuuuu.................

Hawa si belagak

bulat bulat

Lots of work, but now better since dah tahu arah tujuan.
Brain now ready, but somehow my body is not.


Otak : weh.. weh. jangan tdo.

Badan : Shadap u. penat kot minggu lepas stay up cam org gile.

Otak : Hey, biar la. haritu tak ready. skang dah ok sket.

Badan : Tanak jugak.

Otak : Pape lahhh.. whatever.

Badan : Loser.

Otak : 3d Loser ( yes menang)



Weather smalam summer and today is winter. Nice.

bulat bulat timbul by hawa

uw uwww..

kenapa kita ni terlalu human centered?

Kenapa kita rasa kite lagi hebat dari binatang2 lain.

you might say, sebab kita ada akal. Hak kita ke sebab kita ada akal, we are special. So we can kill, sbb hak.

Hak kita ke nak blagak dekat ikan ke, kambing ke kita lagi hebat? Hak kita ke nak bunuh babi sebab dia haram?

Phrase yg kita slalu dengar, ialah manusia ada akal, binatang lain takde.

The fact is animals vary in their degree of intelligence. Kira, bukan takde langsung.

Dikurniakan akal is one thing, claim itu adalah hak is another.

Belief segregates, doubt unites.

Ok. Hope you can read between the lines.

eventually it'll stop

Thank you you on a bed of choc chips by Hawa.

secebis punca

sila klik utk melihat secebis punca.

The good side of life

Bought 20 new belts and get to eat good food. Nom nom nom..

hujung tanduk

Tadi encik hamdan hantar email. Tanya hawa, nak jadi jutawan tak. Tak reply lagi.


Ni semua sebab salam perantauan hari raya utusan laa. Suruh bagi email. Pastu pegi pampang kat semorang menjemput spammers dan orang2 marketing yang menggelikan. Orang kasi email bukan suruh tayang laaaa. X ckp pun kan. ngok ngek tul.
i know ni sangat la distorted. Tapi i dont care.

Stiap liang roma adalah jerawat. 20 juta liang roma=21 juta jerawat
4 eyebags. Macam russian doll tu. tp dalam eyebag, ada eyebag, dalam eyebag ade eyebag. n dalam eyebag ade eyebag lagi....
rmbut wpun baru potong n telah mjadi hot utk 2 hari. skang dah hilang trace yg hawa actually potong kat kedai.
gemok cam biasa.


yg boleh dibanggakan hanyalah. this time, tak hitam sebab winter. tu je. so

nak ngaku gemok hitam pendek bejerawat mcm x brapa kena.


Anyway, thanks so much to those few people, you know who you are. I love you toooooooooooooooo ;)