Lagu untuk kakak

Thanks Amir for the songggggg!!!

I likeee it!!! Dah dengar bejuta kali.

Ni lagu amir reka utk hawa. sweett siot. mane ade adik dalam dunia buat lagu khas untuk kakak dia yang annoying lagi gemok

Lirik yang "sebelum hawa jadi, malas macam babi" haha.. menusuk kejantung kalbu. sebab, tak banyak orang tahu perangai hawa kat rumah macamana.

haha.

pening ah.

Burung di ufuk biru....

Misai pakcik jual milo...

Unibrow anak madonna..

Huruf M yang kembang...

Huruf W yang tebalik yang kembang...

Peluh orang duduk atas simen lepas main futsal...

Nasi ayam misai...

ginger tea

Where do MILKSHAKES come from?????????????????????????????

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EXCITED COWS.......! (sambil gerak2 kan badan excited)

oh and some humans too.....

ok la. to be exact, from all lactating mammals who are excited.

soy milkshake, is not considered as milk this joke.

cricket cricket

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Someone asked me to taste some ginger tea.

So now I have a talent. I can do a


GINGER WIND RAP.

imagine, this is a new blog.

Baru ingat nak buat blog baru. Transfer yang ni dgn nama lain.

tapi takpelah tak jadi.

so,

mulai bintik ini --->>>>> . <<<------------

treat blog ni sbagai blog baru.. sebab tah. Geli.

yuck yuck.

Haha. This is not doing any good. I know. Haha.

THE END.

random chatting history with fini

random chatting history with fini OUT OF CONTEXT.

Fini comel (8/17/2007 8:30:43 AM): honey kt mane eh?
hawayou (8/17/2007 8:30:47 AM): aa aaa.. siannye fini x mkn smalm
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hawayou (5/13/2007 9:16:35 AM): yekeee
hawayou (5/13/2007 9:16:37 AM): hahahhha
Fini comel (5/13/2007 9:16:38 AM): hawa dah berak lum?
hawayou (5/13/2007 9:16:38 AM): kesiannye
hawayou (5/13/2007 9:16:41 AM): belummm :(
hawayou (5/13/2007 9:16:41 AM): hehehe
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hawayou (4/15/2007 11:55:32 AM): yesss
Fini comel (4/15/2007 11:55:45 AM): td dah berak
Fini comel (4/15/2007 11:55:46 AM): ahah
hawayou (4/15/2007 11:56:01 AM): hehehe good
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Fini comel (4/25/2007 10:42:37 PM): tp aku nk mandi dlu.. rasa busuk
hawayou (4/25/2007 10:42:45 PM): samala...
hawayou (4/25/2007 10:42:52 PM): busuk gile.
hawayou (4/25/2007 10:43:00 PM): ok. pas mandi.. kite buat
hawayou (4/25/2007 10:43:05 PM): fini naik atas a nnti
Fini comel (4/25/2007 10:43:12 PM): ok2
Fini comel (4/25/2007 10:43:20 PM): nak sabun
hawayou (4/25/2007 10:43:25 PM): boleh2

and the most important news at 2 in the morning.

hawayou (4/20/2007 2:03:09 AM): fini, sanjaya dah kena buang keluar

What would this year be without you.

bidak bidak di papan catur iblis

After uni ends, I'll start on some of my thought social experiment.

Akan ku kawal manusia seperti mengawal biduk biduk syaitan di papan catur.

I remembered the first book of conspiracy I read when I was sevennn.... Buku bahasa melayu,

tajuk die Biduk Biduk Setan kot. Cite pasal camane yahudi control world banks and some other stuff macam dalam doco Zeitgeist.

Oh impact buku tu sangat besar when I was small, sebesar impact cite hantu kat budak kecik.

Agak men-distort how I viewed the world until i learned to be more logic

Oh I just did a search. Buku tu bahasa melayu lama/indo ish sket...

So nama tajuk sebenar nye ialah

Bidak bidak di papan catur iblis

ooooo.. baru tau now, its actually a translation from a book/speach by William Guy Carr titled

Pawns in the Game (1958)

00000000000000hhhhh!!!!! lagi..buku niii keee....so i've read this book. haha.. only it was in BM.

Link to the whole book (ur welcome, I know I'm very convenient)

some blogging nonsense.

Yay!

Finally a bit of time for some blogging nonsense.

Uhh no idea.. urhh...ok2..I'll prompt myself then. Ok cik hawayou, list things that are in ur 50cm radius.

1. laptop duh
2. printer duh
3. mangkuk
4. caviar dip (uuuuuuuuuuu like that tv show)
5. foundation
4. that weird sunnies i wasted my money on.
5. hair curler
6. evening primrose oil. This year made my hormones go haywire
7. that aztec biscuit
8. a guitar
9. two pool sticks
10. Laundry soap
11. paper paper paper
12. bottles of blue pop tops drink
13. wires wires wires.
14. asam kecut
15. a heater
16. other stationary that are too boring to mention
*Significance is indicated in bold (P<0.05)

semak dowwww...berok habis


biskut aztec. zek soh cicah biskut ni ngan darah.. humba humbaaa..

how hey

It's weird that people don't hate me.

With my current attitude of bitchiness and being such a narcissist, people should hate me.

Kamon kamon, hate me dude...

:)

Stare me in the eyes for 5 minutes. You'll be in love.

hypothetically..

This is a hypothetical question.

IF, your religion is proven wrong,

would you change yours?

IF

Tell me if I'm wrong for even asking.

yow joze. (jowww hozeyy)

I am sorry I have nothing good to share. Except for the fact I'm extremely bz.

Again..

The process i'm going through right now is called. RETARDATION.

no offense to real retards.

pastu, when i'm busy, there is this word that pops out of my head quite often.

The word is FUCKTARD.

I was trying to make a joke out of it. Macam.. what do you get if you have sex while eating custard.

a fucktard? haha. Another variation is.. something along the line of fuckturd.

haha.. not funny. But it was funny for me. I'm still trying to figure out how that works. I'm open

to ideas.

Rasa macam budak laki 15 tahun tulis post ni. Yang baru nak blajar Science Bab 1..