Friday, September 19, 2008

ADD

I am sure I have ADD and I need medication for it. 
I can't even stay focused longer than 10 mins not to say maintaining this blog. 
Some might say, owh everyone has it. 
But I can't even stay focused watching movies.
Books are even worse. Internet? I'll jump from one thing to another. Then I'll get bored.
The only thing that I am sure I can stay focused on is talking.


it says there that if I have at least 12 of these symptoms I have ADD. So lets see....


  • A sense of underachievement, of not meeting one’s goals (regardless of how much one has actually accomplished) I have this for sure

  • Difficulty getting organized. I know you agree.

  • Chronic procrastination or trouble getting started. very very chronic

  • Many projects going simultaneously; trouble with follow through. Tick

  • A tendency to say what comes to mind without necessarily considering the timing or appropriateness of the remark. Ohoho yes

  • A frequent search for high stimulation. yeah but not that frequent

  • An intolerance of boredom. YES or not I'll sleep

  • Easy distractibility; trouble focusing attention, tendency to tune out or drift away in the middle of a page or conversation, often coupled with an inability to focus at times. Page yes conversation noo.

  • Often creative, intuitive, highly intelligent Ehem ehem. At a certain degree.

  • Trouble in going through established channels and following “proper” procedure. Hahahha. Skipping steps makes work easier.

  • Impatient; low tolerance of frustration. not so

  • Impulsive, either verbally or in action, as an impulsive spending of money. impulsive 

  • Changing plans, enacting new schemes or career plans and the like Spot on mate thats me mate

  • A tendency to worry needlessly, endlessly; a tendency to scan the horizon looking for something to worry about, alternating with attention to or disregard for actual dangers. Bahasa Melayunye.. GELABAH

  • A sense of insecurity. tick tick

  • Mood swings, mood lability, especially when disengaged from a person or a project. oho yes

  • Physical or cognitive restlessness. 

  • A tendency toward addictive behavior. seb baik tak.. but highly possible if i were to be with wrong friends.

  • Chronic problems with self-esteem. this one tak sangat...

  • Inaccurate self-observation. I am fat ugly with lots of pimples.

  • Family history of AD/HD or manic depressive illness or depression or substance abuse or other disorders of impulse control or mood. i think all my brothers have ADD hhahahaa...

  • ok... 17 out of 21. SAYEEEE ADDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

    3 comments:

    1. Yea man, come to think of it, you DO HAVE ADD!

      Hahahahahha..that was truly entertaining to read. :P

      Especially the part about not thinking before u speak. Hahaha. And enacting new schemes. ;)

      Take a chill pill Hawa.

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    2. hhmm..correct me if im wrong. but i think most of the readers of this post would say "fuck me, I have ADD".

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      Fuck me, i have ADD..

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    3. But then again, mak bapak kite sama.

      Argument not conclusive.

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